scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Signed and solid

The act of writing your full name with firm chunks of excrement on the body of a spouse, lover, or stranger.

I couldn't stand Two Girls One Cup because it was so messy, it would have been better if they were Signed and solid.

by TheBigCowCruncher78 May 18, 2011

Tall sign

Claiming you're something that you're not when it's obvious to see.

In other words Lying transparently, Red flag

You rappers are never really rapping, now that's a tall sign

by Eletro Law July 30, 2017

sign ape

someone who doesn't know shit about signs

goddamn sign apes designed this wrong and it's not fitting

by Sew_of_side July 21, 2017

Signe<3

The most beautiful, wonderful, sweetest, prettiest girl in the world.

Ohh signe<3 is so beautiful. I love her soooo.

by _sim0nes_ December 24, 2018

Sign and Drive

Noun - College
The art of going to lecture on time solely to sign the attendance sheet, then promptly leaving and not returning.

Joe pulled off a sign and drive the other day. He wanted the attendance grade, but he also wanted to go back to his room and beat is meat. It was truly a win-win.

by Deez Nuts 2016 May 29, 2018

sign-blind

When a person overlooks every single sign that someone clearly is madly in love with them because they “don’t really want a relationship right now” or are afraid of love.

Kimberly thought Tommy’s red heart emojis were “friendly” because Kimberly is sign-blind.

by kim-ber-ly-1222 November 5, 2019