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Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.
Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!
by DerBayer September 12, 2009
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five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
by Jeff23 November 7, 2006
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Related Words

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.
by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007
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german shuffle

to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.
"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"
by professor snackerson February 3, 2007
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shuffle butter

you get shuffle butter, when you switch back and forth from anal and vaginal sex. a thick foamy substance is made.
girl we were making shuffle butter all night.
by cafetrollcat September 5, 2016
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pink and brown shuffle

To rapidly alternate between fucking a girl's asshole and vagina while fucking her from behind.
"Dude I was giving her the pink and brown shuffle and I accidentally stabbed her in the taint"
by Bojangelz October 27, 2012
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Five Knuckle Shuffle.

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.
"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."
by Mattaus Muller December 16, 2009
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