Shit on a shitstick

Turn of phrase meaning the same thing as just saying "Shit!", "Crap!" or "That sucks", but with a bit more flair.

Upon arriving somewhere that's already closed: "Well, shit on a shitstick."

by Anony3000 March 5, 2017

shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.

"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."

by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008

shitsicles

frozen shit globs on a stick.

oh my! those look like shitsicles!!!

by midnight fairy June 4, 2011

Shitstack

To tackle someone so hard, both the aggressor and victim land a seemingly unreasonable distance away.

Curt shitstacked him to the next block.

I will shitstack to the moon, bro.

There was a good deal of shitstacking during the football game.

by Clara Clayton April 8, 2017

shitnitzle

your personal shit shiznit shitzle shit

Yo homey don't you fuck with my shitnitzle, or I will stab yo arse mofo.

by Nookie McDoogle October 4, 2007

shitpit

noun. A hole in the ground, sometimes with a toilet seat raised above it used as a toilet or latrine. They are usually found at bush camps, poor areas, or on large farms.

The shitpit on the farm is full of flies.

The shitpit behind those rocks has an awesome view of the hills.

by groenlig November 2, 2007

Shititude

The magnitute that something is useless or distasteful

Hayden: "I had a mexican buffet... and the taste buds still knew the difference between stella artois and Sexport even after jalapenos."

Jess: "That is a true indicator of Sexports shititude."

by haazy July 12, 2011