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Shiost

A shit roast. A roast so shitty that it only sounds good to five year olds. This is not something be proud of.
Franklin, that was such a shiost. Learn how to roast, please.
by akagisan June 28, 2016
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shipster

A coastal hipster / prone to ocean-gazing / beard optional. Primarily found in Sydney's Eastern coastal suburbs of Bondi, Tamarama, Bronte and, increasingly, Coogee.

May be foiund as far South as St. Kilda beach in Melbourne.
Bazza is a such a shipster - he sits in the beer garden of the Coogee Bay Hotel all weekend, sipping his craft ale, and watching the boats go by. I heard he's even thinking of trimming his beard.
by BGSBGS October 17, 2016
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shitstainpayne

A guy who lives to shitShitstain payne he's to blame
What can you do
When he smells like pooh
Run like hell
Before you catch that smell
Shitstain payne
That's his game
Here he comes with his stink
It's so bad no one can think
Beware of the mighty shitstain payne
When he's around the world is a stain
Brown as his shit and 10 times the pain
O lord you can't miss that shitstain payne
When shitstain payne got out of bed
The first thought he had was man I feel dead
The next thing he did was head for the shitter
And when he was done he went back on twitter.
The shitstain started to tweet and to twitter
But just like usual the shitstain got bitter
And just like usual shitstain ended up on the shitter.
Shitstain payne always clouded in stink
Sometimes so thick he can't even think
So the ballad goes on about shitstain payne
His shits his farts they are insane
So if you ever run into shitstain payne

Plug your nose and run like a train
If you can't outrun his cloud of stink
Then you my friend have caught the
Shitstain slink
Beware of that payne he’s a toilet hound
He stinks so bad no ones around

He enjoys his toilet time so much
You know he has that stinky touch
Oh no plug your nose here comes Shitstainpayne
by Yogurt glasses July 18, 2018
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Shaestin

A sexy kid from Kauai that girls are attracted to
Girls let’s hit Shaestin up
by A sexy kid from Kauai September 17, 2018
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Shitstamp

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.
“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”
by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019
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Shisst

Solution made from mixing together shit and piss. It is similar to diarrhea, but is typically chunkier and smells similar to the inside of an uncleaned cesspit or septic tank.
"Holy shit, man! It smells like shisst in here!"
"Did you hear about what happened to Dave? Some kids threw a bucket of shisst on his car."
by EbenezerSplooge69 January 6, 2021
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Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.
Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.
by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021
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