shitstainpayne 

A guy who lives to shitShitstain payne he's to blame
What can you do
When he smells like pooh
Run like hell
Before you catch that smell
Shitstain payne
That's his game
Here he comes with his stink
It's so bad no one can think
Beware of the mighty shitstain payne
When he's around the world is a stain
Brown as his shit and 10 times the pain
O lord you can't miss that shitstain payne
When shitstain payne got out of bed
The first thought he had was man I feel dead
The next thing he did was head for the shitter
And when he was done he went back on twitter.
The shitstain started to tweet and to twitter
But just like usual the shitstain got bitter
And just like usual shitstain ended up on the shitter.
Shitstain payne always clouded in stink
Sometimes so thick he can't even think
So the ballad goes on about shitstain payne
His shits his farts they are insane
So if you ever run into shitstain payne

Plug your nose and run like a train
If you can't outrun his cloud of stink
Then you my friend have caught the
Shitstain slink
Beware of that payne he’s a toilet hound
He stinks so bad no ones around

He enjoys his toilet time so much
You know he has that stinky touch

Oh no plug your nose here comes Shitstainpayne

shitstainpayne by Yogurt glasses July 18, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016