Lonely Sharpie

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....

Hi Im Lonely Sharpie, IM BACK BITCHES

by tperry76 December 14, 2016

2k Sharpshooter

A bitch ass nigga who runs through endless screens, suffers from depression, only has friends on the game, questioning sexuality, and throws a temper tantrum when they lose a game. Favorite words are: Greenlight Nation, Green Bean, GREEEEEN, stop selling, we’re coming back.

Im the best sharp on the game. 2k sharpshooter

by StraightFactsCoach June 24, 2018

Haley Sharpe

Haley Sharpe is a tiktoker who made the popular dances on the app called " the say so dance" and " the money tree dance". Haley was in a twitch streaming group called 4freakshow which had 4 teenagers ( who were also tikokers) that did comedy skits live. Haley's users on tiktok are @yodelinghaley and @postysdaughter.

Haley sharpe is a tiktoker who does dances.

by 4freakshowfan80 April 5, 2021

Emily sharp

Emily blunt’s sister, Emily sharp. Her head is pointier than a knife and she is a common murder weapon.

Yesterday I killed my enemy and I used Emily sharp to shank him

by Oof ouch owie stop shanking me August 16, 2021

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.

*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."

by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022

Sharpton

A black person that blames their short-comings on everything else but their own laziness and ineptitude; typical excuses include white people and corporate america.

<Insert Name ending in -jon, isha, or iqua Here> was upset because they didn't get the job, and, Sharpton that they were, blamed 'The Man' totally disregarding their criminal record and the fact that they had shown up to the interview late smelling of last night's marijuana and fried chicken.

by VoiceofaGeneration April 28, 2009

sharp as a spoon

a person who is not too clever

your as sharp as a spoon

by mob January 13, 2004