Shampoo Dick

When you nut the shampoo out of your dick, that you used instead of lube.causes rare skin diseases and dick falling

Timothy died this morning after diagnosed with Shampoo dick.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019

shampoo.shawty

shampoo.shawty is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met, they’ve dealt with all my nonsense for 6 years and they’ve never left my side and they are such a sweet and kind person

“hey you know shampoo.shawty?” “ofc i do they’re one of my closest friend!”

by sophii!! May 24, 2021

Laundry Shampoo

Laundry detergent

Tide is a type of Laundry Shampoo

by JaZie April 24, 2010

Shampoo After Effect

When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.

I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!

by anonymous January 1, 2005

shampoo

code name for canabis
also conditioner - tabaco
rizla - paper hair nets

that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner

by jack March 7, 2004

Shampooin'

To smoke an enormous amount of weed from a dutch, otherwise known as a blunt AKA being high all day. OR Having alot of fun while smoking pot.

Guy 1- Whats good for today? Guy 2- I be shampooin' all day!

by Kim Newt January 14, 2010

Shampoo Boy

Charlie Cruise

Goddamn that kid had sex with a shampoo bottle! we shall call him shampoo boy.

by 1030 September 22, 2003