shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.

- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.

by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017

Adiorondack Shampoo

introducing your Louisville Slugger to some body's skull

Oh man did you see John pull the adiorondack shampoo on Drake's face?

by Bullitt2845 February 13, 2010

Shampoo

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO

by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow

yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo

by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011

Shampoo banana

a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.

Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out

by sid6969 October 27, 2021

Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.

Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!

by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022