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Shampoo

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'
i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo
by ScarletMistress January 15, 2008
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Shampoop

A term used to describe the usage feces to wash one's hair.
The girl, wigged out so much on acid that she convinced herself that a shampoop would be a good idea.
by Blindswordzman March 4, 2009
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Shampoo

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.
He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.
by GoodOleDayz April 2, 2005
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shamboodle

It's the ' people' version of 'kit and kaboodle' but specifically referring to women in groups of at least four, in one place. Ideally those women should be laughing hysterically for at least 50% of the time.

Not to be confused with labradoodle, or shamboodlEd (look it up)
''oh look, in that green skoda there....oh!! they are all in there...it's the whole shamboodle!!!"

followed by a suitable amount of hysteria....
by hysterical bird July 13, 2011
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Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.
That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.
by The Curious George March 19, 2014
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salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).
so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.
by Boss Haole April 7, 2008
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Shampoo

To massage, as in a head. noun
I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)
by Audrey Karper July 18, 2008
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