scrapenuts

scrapenuts- n. (not to be confused with the popular breakfast cereal) A condition in which, despite the cold weather and the common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the testicles of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scraping ice of off an automobile. This is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scraping act. This allows for the testicles to swing back and forth and cause the scraper to feel them hitting one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.

Last week after the big ice storm, I was helping my buddy get the ice off of his car windows, and we both got scrapenuts.

by filetofsoul March 13, 2011

Scratch Head

When the person consistently smokes weed or takes drugs. (Crackhead).

David: Yo man, Vlad hasn't stopped smoking for like 2 weeks...
Thomas: I know, the guy is a total Scratch head!

by Scratch head August 13, 2016

Scratch cake

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.

Hey this is some good scratch cake.

by Moishere May 3, 2018

scrared

When someone sends you this emoji “👁 🗨👄👁 🗨” and you’re too scared to type correctly

anna: 👁 🗨👄👁 🗨
anastasiia: I AM SCRARED

by StreamBoyWithLuv April 14, 2019

Scratchappy

The cringiest child/Slasher player that's ever touched the Internet. Any conversation he's a part of quickly devolves into a cesspool of cringy remarks and meaningless flexes around the Slasher gamemode on CoD MWR.

"Dude, you're acting like a total scratchappy right now."
Scratchappy: ur just mad that I'm good at Slasher

by jbird53916 April 5, 2021

scratch whole

itchy ass whole

yo come look at my scratch whole

by Itchy scratch 123 March 16, 2023

the scratch

v. To tweak the spelling or appearanece of something and change it to something else. Comes from changing the 1984 to 1981 on your drivers' licence so you can drink underage, like in the Mike Hines episode of 2000.

-'I can't get into the bar, I am too young.'
-'Give me your ID so I can give the motherfucker the scratch.'

The speed limit was too low so we gave the sign the scratch.

by saltcock October 20, 2004