Schlitterfaced

When someone visits Schlitterbahn of New Braunfels, the largest water park in the USA, and gets drunk at one of their many swim up bars. I.e. shitfaced

The kids wanted to go around in the crystal river all day, so I got Schlitterfaced.

by Sshhhhhhh July 27, 2015

Schmitzy

Yiddish word for being sassy or passive aggressive.

What’s up with you? Why are you being so schmitzy?

by HarlemShaker November 11, 2017

Schmitfaced

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.

Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Schitzkanoid

A shithead that's annoying me.

Don't be a shiska Noid or yeah Benny that schitzkanoid just won't leave it alone.

by EricT1960 April 9, 2019

Schmitzka

Cheers good pal. Enjoy that beverage!

Schmitzka! To you and yours Rick

by dixie n. October 27, 2020

Schittle

That one fucker

Look at that schittle

by ScoutMaster69 September 24, 2022

Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022