Definitions by Sshhhhhhh

Disguckles

Disgusted chuckles. When you laugh at something for being very gross. Something is so offputing, it is humorous.

I got the disguckles watching internet videos of babies throwing up in people's mouths.

Disguckles by Sshhhhhhh July 28, 2016

squalinder 

Squared off cylinder that has four 90 degree points. It is a true cylinder in the center but two perpendicular edges close off the ends. More commonly known as a perpendiculube. A geometric shape common in affordable packaging.

These popsicle and hummus packets are squalinders.

squalinder by Sshhhhhhh July 28, 2016

perpendiculube 

A squalinder that is a tube closed at both ends at a 90 degree angle that is perpendicular to the other end. The perpendiculube can hold a volume less than the capped cylinder of the same amount of material but can hold significantly more than the closed squared ends of a flat package.

The perpendiculube allows the most volume for packaging materials in a tube with only two seams, cutting costs and increasing durability.

perpendiculube by Sshhhhhhh July 28, 2016

Schlitterfaced 

When someone visits Schlitterbahn of New Braunfels, the largest water park in the USA, and gets drunk at one of their many swim up bars. I.e. shitfaced

The kids wanted to go around in the crystal river all day, so I got Schlitterfaced.

Schlitterfaced by Sshhhhhhh July 27, 2015