stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

stalking mangina

10 foot tall creature who stalks male teens

The stalking mangina is a perverted nut job.

by super man7890 August 5, 2008

stalk-hater

a person who hates on you because you have a stalker and they don't.

Daryl was hatin on me because i had a stalker and he never had a stalker... that would make him a bonifide stalk-hater.

by BlackPanther415 March 16, 2009

Comment Stalker

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.

Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.

by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009

myspace stalker(s)

Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.

"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"

"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."

"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."

"Myspace stalker(s)."

by famousviamyspacestalkers August 20, 2009

senior stalker

a creepy underclassmen, usually unpopular freshman, who try to get seniors to love them

julia keeps trying to talk to seniors on their facebook walls, but they just talk mad shit behind her back...

matt (the most popular senior in school) - so julia tried to ask me out last night over facebook message... what a senior stalker

by hannerwanners March 15, 2010

stall stalker

standing outside full stalls waiting for some one finish their crap.

You: Yea there was like a bajillion people in there so i was a stall stalker for like half a freikin hour

by skiperson April 17, 2010