Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping

The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping

by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

SLUMP

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.

#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”

by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023

Slump

Knocking someone out or injuring them so badly they can barely function

Dakota slumped me in science after I said 50v50 wins count as regular wins

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

Slumped

When a protagonist/main character is fighting and the power difference between them and the antagonist/villain is so large that a non-weeb can recognise it. However you can only say this word when you believe the protagonist will lose and before the verdict of the fight is declared.

For example:
X: “Yo, Ichigo is fighting Yhwach (Juha Bach)!”
Z: “Man, he’s gonna get slumped it’s so obvious.”
X: “We don’t know that yet.”
Z: “Look at that power difference. I don’t even watch anime and I can tell.”

by FtheHokage February 22, 2021

fat slump

When you eat your way through a slump and gain weight

Hey man, is your girl gaining weight? Yah things are slow and she fell into a fat slump. She'll be back to normal once she sells a few houses

by Heynowman August 30, 2023

Slumped-Over

Soft Kill Victim.

Ignore that "slumped-over" crazy person.

by GreenSunToday April 4, 2017

Slumped

So tired you can’t do anything.

Man I was so slumped last night I didn’t text my gf back

by Ur mom🥸 June 22, 2022