shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'

dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good

by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

Shitty Sally

A name used to describe your girlfriend or spouse when she doesn't want or won't let u do something you wanna do.

I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.

OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.

by sweetsupraowner February 25, 2010

shitty wet roller

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.

"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"

by BIG-MEAT March 11, 2010

Shitty fucktard bitch whore.

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.

That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.

by Sarahllamapajama September 18, 2012

Shutted up

The act of shutting your fucking mouth in the past tense firm

The sophomores shutted up because we, juniors, hate them and we made them.

by Blondie_xoxo February 24, 2015

Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.

“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”

by flashwildecard May 1, 2015

Shitty bitty

When you are low on tobacco and only have little bits left in the bottom of the pouch.

I'll have to buy new tobacco soon, I'm down to the shitty bitty

by Manicapathetic March 23, 2019