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Sergeant Sarcasm

For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.
You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm
by Mr Stan August 8, 2010
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cyber-sarcasm

ineffective use of sarcastic remarks sent via instant message or text
joe3434:hey i found 20 bucks today
frank1212:oh ya? how was that?
joe3434:terrible
frank1212:really?why?
joe3434:it wasnt...i was using cyber-sarcasm
by T O double D April 24, 2008
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carried sarcasm

sarcasm that is played out longer than one witty remark and the person being sarcastic never confesses that he was being sarcastic; undying sarcasm
Jenny: How was the smoothie?
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}
by Sally Vally May 27, 2011
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Romantic sarcasm

When a person (usually a love interest) expresses affection sarcastically.
Romantic sarcasm in old couples:

Boy: Do you love me??
Girl: No :o
by Peony Seaslug December 17, 2016
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text sarcasm

When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.
"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?

"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"

"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009
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Double Sarcasm

Almost like the truth, but when you speak double sarcastically, the person you are referring to assumes you are kidding because you tell the truth with a sarcastic tone.
Playing basketball, your teammate misses shots repeatedly.

"Wow, you're horrible."

The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.
by pG aNcient April 22, 2009
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road sarcasm

The less intense and more condescending version of the well-known road rage.
Driver: "I think that maybe, you should tailgate me a little bit closer. You are totally my goddamn favorite person right now."
Passenger: "Wow Karen, road sarcasm much?"
by gurgle69420666 October 1, 2013
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