For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.
You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm
by Mr Stan August 8, 2010
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by T O double D April 24, 2008
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sarcasm that is played out longer than one witty remark and the person being sarcastic never confesses that he was being sarcastic; undying sarcasm
Jenny: How was the smoothie?
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}
by Sally Vally May 27, 2011
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"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?
"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"
"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
"Was that text sarcasm?
"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"
"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009
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Playing basketball, your teammate misses shots repeatedly.
"Wow, you're horrible."
The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.
"Wow, you're horrible."
The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.
by pG aNcient April 22, 2009
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Passenger: "Wow Karen, road sarcasm much?"
Passenger: "Wow Karen, road sarcasm much?"
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