Slug Roaster

The act of one giving a man an Indian Burn on his erect penis.

"Tina got mad last night when I tried to insert my penis into her butt hole, she then turned around and gave me an intense slug roaster."

by SlugroasterROBBIE October 6, 2012

gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.

Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class

by Dofnugget November 11, 2016

nut-roaster

Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.

After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.

by buzztroll December 17, 2016

red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz October 10, 2015