When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.
Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.
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by RP December 31, 2004
Get the Joan Rivers mug.When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
by JPhat December 21, 2005
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There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
by Respec February 7, 2018
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-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?
by Lig October 10, 2003
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