River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

river in the valley

blowing your load on the chest of the girl you had relations with

Riley - "why did that girl just run out of here with yogurt all over her chest?"

Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"

by goose x gallagher April 20, 2008

Joan Rivers

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"

Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.

by RP December 31, 2004

raging river

When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"

1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power

1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.

by JPhat December 21, 2005

Gold River

A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!

“Hey been to Gold River lately?”

“Hell to the fucking no.”

by Respec February 7, 2018

Rivers Cuomo

-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer

-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses

Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?

by Lig October 10, 2003

Mississippi River

A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.

mississippi river golden shower urine semen breasts

by sharkboy4eva January 8, 2012