Rectole

The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack.

"God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work."

by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008

rectoencephalopathy

The condition of having one's head up one's ass. Usually afflicts ob-gyn residents.

A Proctocephalopalist is the only individual qualified to diagnose rectoencephalopathy.

by cassanddave December 25, 2010

rectoplasmic residue

More than a fart. Less than a shart. A poopy residue left on your undies from the build up of farting throughout the day. Not quite a skid mark. Looks more like a brown cloud.

I can’t own white underwear. The rectoplasmic residue the builds up is way too noticeable.

by Tigerstyle March 13, 2021

Rectongue

Tongue cumming out of your arse!

Let me rectongue your mother, your dirty little bitch.

by Sir plops September 2, 2022

Recokulas

being ridiculous to the point in which one has to involve male genitalia

That play was recokulas

My skill at this game is recokulas

Stop being recokulas the Jets will never win the Superbowl

by Suckacockjose January 24, 2010

recoil headache

The type of headache that occurs when a woman, young child or girlyman shoots a weapon too big for their frail bodies.

Usually associated with turkey hunters under the age of 30.

Example: "After shooting Grandpa's 12 gauge I had a bad recoil headache."

by Reconman February 10, 2015

Recomfinating

becoming Comfy Again after maybe getting up to pee and stuff :)

John: I'll brb
Rebecca: Okay, Be sure to wash your hands when you get back!
(5 minutes later...)
John: Ok I'm back I'm Recomfinating.
Rebecca: Welcome back hope you washed your hands

by BigPapaASG February 7, 2021