qualakon

To be above all limits imaginable and to use knowledge in a way to get people to listen to you and makes you have power. Someone who is a qualakon usually is a snitch and/or knows a lot of people that can do sneaky things.

1.)I am qualakon! Do as I say or else everyone will know everything about you.

by ChiefQualakon November 23, 2004

Qualitage

Used to describe something outstanding, impressive or worthy of the highest praise. Derived from the word 'quality', qualitage is just that little bit more and should be reserved for special situations or occurences.

"Absolute qualitage banterage today boys!"

"That goal was qualitage!"

Nigel: "Bruce...I shagged your mum last night..."
Bruce: "Qualitage!!"

by L Groover August 10, 2006

quality gollity

Top quality... best quality something could ever be.

''wow that film was quality gollity''

by anniexxxxx July 2, 2007

high-quality problem

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.

One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."

by frattastic friday November 10, 2009

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009