Promisex

A promise that involves sex. It could also refer to a promise that was involved while HAVING sex. Or, you know... a promise for sex later with anyone. >_>

Alan: THAT'S A PROMISEX! ;D Emily: OH BABY!

by Fap-Fap-Fap August 7, 2011

bullshit promise

the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".

ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."

"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."

by Pvt. Twitchy February 13, 2007

Prom Night Promise

When you promise your prom date that you will give her "just the tip".

"How did it go last night at prom"

"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"

by BagStank April 12, 2019

The Promised Neverland

Anime Chicken Run

Eric watched The Promised Neverland and thought of Chicken Run

by Wilted Roses July 19, 2019

promiscuous

adj. 1. classification of woman who is identified as being an easy score or lusts in an abmormally frequent manner, easy brain/meat, the type of chick whose skimpy bikini or tight butt shorts and see through top scream, "sexually active since eleven," and tend to harder males of perversion and desperation, a slut

Although my friend Tash seemed a tad promiscuous from the start it turned out she was sworn to virginity.

by riz March 11, 2004

Promised Land

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.

After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land.

by Ryan J. February 23, 2005

boys promise

A holy promise between boys that should not be broken for any reason what so ever.

A promise of the highest caliber.

andy: hey joe lets go paintball!
joe: nah nah
andy: pleaseee
joe:ok
andy: boys promise?
joe: ok ok
andy: aww sweet!


20 minutes later...
andy: hey we're at the field you coming?
joe: nah fuck that shit
andy: ...

by paintballchamp April 13, 2009