prison puppy

A newbie prisoner, someone who has never been inside before.

You can usually pick out the prison puppy right away; he is the one with terror in his eyes, holding tightly onto his stuff, standing apart from everybody else and backed up against the chain link fence at the far end of the holding cage.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

prison bitch

when guys in jail don't see any girls in years, they get desparate. They fight with their cellmates, and the winner gets to fuck the other in the ass. Often the bitch has to dress and act like a girl.

Big Bubba made his cellmate his bitch.

by Joe February 11, 2003

prisk

super awesome people, who generally look really cool, and have all the friends, these are usually very attractive people. Can often be used to describe someone looking particularly fly

check him out prisked right up

by awesomo_5000 February 4, 2010

Pristontale

Korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a massive multiplayer online game (Everquest, WoW, Eve Online). Also known as PT. It involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

On very rare ocassions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing PT is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on urbandictionary as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

It is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social attitude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.

Pristontale killed my inner child.

by deius October 12, 2005

Prison Industrial Complex

The Prison Industrial Complex is a system situated at the intersection of government and private interest. It uses prisons as a solution to social, political and economic problems. It includes human rights violations, the death penalty, slave labor, policing, courts, the media, political prisoners and the elimination of dissent.

The Prison Industrial Complex is just another way the government and corporations are fucking America up!

by The Booty Warrior May 23, 2011

prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."

The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.

by BxMuscle January 18, 2004

prisontation

A long boring work presentation one is forced to watch without the hope of getting up and walking out. Usually involves PowerPoint and bullets and low-res charts.

John, at corporate, is making his PowerPoint prisontation mandatory for all team members.

by manfun October 23, 2012