A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.
"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."
by Infinity23 May 28, 2006
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After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
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Get the Player Priority mug.A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.
'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''
by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009
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Actually not that dumb but doesn’t use her skills to do good in school
She’s brown but doesn’t eat rice with her hands.
Actually not that dumb but doesn’t use her skills to do good in school
She’s brown but doesn’t eat rice with her hands.
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