pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014

Pasta Patriot

A pasta patriot is someone who devotes their life to pasta.

Jon : Hey man, you sell pasta?
Rawbnique: We only sell pasta to certified Pasta Patriots.
Jon: How do I become a Pasta Patriot?
Rawbnique: You can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.

by TotallyNotKednickTheWizard November 29, 2014

pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.

Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!

by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017

Pasta n Pussy

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters

Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."

by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017

Pastapins

Pins is something you can use to keep clothes together or pin a note to a board ! Pasta is what you eat , crunchy or dry ! Sometimes people eat it soft ... if you have pasta and pins together that either means your pinning a pasta to a wall or just eating some pasta With pins .... which would be a bit disturbing ... plz don’t try that . But pasta meAns LOyalTY and pond means brainy .. so you will be loyal and brainy if that’s your last name !

Man1- hey did you see skyepastapins

Man2- yer,she’s a right banger

by Skyepastapins October 6, 2019

Pastabake

Much like the male equivalent "ham shank" another PG/mum friendly term for masturbate.

Cece "done tea, cleaned up, kids are in bed. Showered now time to pastabake"

by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021

Plastasher

It's an offensive term that describes someone who plays on PlayStation instead of Xbox. This derogatory moniker found its inception in the midst of heated debates and competitive banter across various gaming forums. As the console wars intensified, gamers sought creative and biting ways to assert the dominance of their chosen gaming system. "Plastasher" emerged as a pointed insult directed at PlayStation enthusiasts, encapsulating the disdain some harbored for those who favored the Sony gaming ecosystem over its Xbox counterpart.

The term underscores not only a preference for one gaming platform over another but also carries connotations of conformity and a perceived lack of sophistication in gaming taste. However, it's crucial to approach such terms with a level of understanding, recognizing that they often originate from the competitive and sometimes toxic nature of online gaming communities.

Plastashers are such idiots and deserve to have a ping in the thousands

by Man in the shadows October 28, 2023