Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function

you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato

by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019

Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato

The best people in the world

my friend is a potato

by datgirl22 February 7, 2019

Potato

The sensational food with flavorful flavor. People often refer to potato’s as supercalifragalisticexpealidocious or yummy when they eat them. An alternate word for potato is scrub. I disagree with this as scrub does not fit with the extraordinary taste of potato’s. I would recommend carrying a potato around with you at all times just I case you are in urgent need of a snack. Or if a friend asks you for a snack on the go you will pull out a irresistible potato and your friend will not be able to believe their eyes.”A potato!!!”, They would cry with tears of joy,”Thank you for quenching my hunger! It tastes very, veeeeeery good.” Potato’s produce potato chips, mashed potato a place in your heart, and french fries.

Vikki:what is that you are holding,Katharine.
Katharine:oh, why this, Vikki, is my to-go potato.

by Tragicc February 16, 2019

Potato

Me

I’m a lazy potato

by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 2, 2019

Potato

People think it’s funny saying it but it’s not
They usually say I’m A pOtAtO

No one:

Not a single soul:
Weird kid: PoTaTo
* Bro you got the whole squad laughing😑😐*

by WhyDontWejm January 15, 2020

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018