Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

Poopoogachi

Poop and pee made in the backyard that you mix and throw on bullies

I poopoogachied those douchebag bullies!

by Great Clementini May 2, 2019

poobooking

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"

by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

reverse poopjob

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.

Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.

by Bryanstarsvideololololol. October 10, 2011

weight in poo poo

This is something worthless or worth it's weight in poo poo!

That opinion is worth it's weight in poo poo!

by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2020

poophoria

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

by ashassin April 20, 2008

pee pee poo poo man

A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.

Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!

Person 2: Holy shit!

by The real budge January 20, 2017