Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.
Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
by oibeachnc December 15, 2008
Get the pokaholic mug.1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.
by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009
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A device that came with the new 2010 Pokemon games, SoulSilver and HeartGold.
You can wifi your pokemon to this pedometer like thing, and with every step you take your pokemon gains happiness and experience. You can also attempt to catch pokemon or find items with this.
It's also an excuse to get Pokemon-Kids out of the house.
You can wifi your pokemon to this pedometer like thing, and with every step you take your pokemon gains happiness and experience. You can also attempt to catch pokemon or find items with this.
It's also an excuse to get Pokemon-Kids out of the house.
Mom-"Billy, take out the trash!"
Billy-"I wouldn't normally do this, but I shall today because while walking to the trash...I'LL BE TRAINING MY POKEMON WITH MY POKEWALKER!!!"
Billy-"I wouldn't normally do this, but I shall today because while walking to the trash...I'LL BE TRAINING MY POKEMON WITH MY POKEWALKER!!!"
by nostalgicforgarbage March 22, 2010
Get the Pokewalker mug.Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.
by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010
Get the Pokerfacing mug.In the NFL, no one is better at pokin the pigskin than (name of NFL player).
He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing
He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing
by jigme December 23, 2012
Get the pokin the pigskin mug.Guy#568723456: "Hey dude, what are some good poketubers?"
Guy#456839569: "Candyevie, Munchingorange, and Theauraguardian are pretty good."
Guy#456839569: "Candyevie, Munchingorange, and Theauraguardian are pretty good."
by DONUT LORD July 14, 2017
Get the poketuber mug.when you try to say poke fun and make a joke
but your mind is slow and you say poke a joke
then you meld it into pokajoke
but your mind is slow and you say poke a joke
then you meld it into pokajoke
"hey did you see joe?"
"no, who's joe? and don't say joe mama"
"pokaJOEke"
"ahHAHAHAHAhhahahahHAHAHA please marry me pokajoke god"
"no, who's joe? and don't say joe mama"
"pokaJOEke"
"ahHAHAHAHAhhahahahHAHAHA please marry me pokajoke god"
by placenta lasagna April 3, 2020
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