porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.

'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.

by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011

piss gun

When you take water gun and fill it up with piss instead. Good for shattering the will and innocence of young children.

"Those little bastards across the street kept kicking their damn ball on to my lawn, so I got out the ol' Super Soaker piss gun and doused em'. Damn kids."

*actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

piss-nuts

Someone who's penis is so small when he goes to the bathroom he pisses on his nuts.

What's up there piss-nuts?

by MykMan September 8, 2003

Piss Slut

The lowest, dirtiest type of slut there is. A piss slut will take anyone's piss, any time, anywhere.
Essentially, a piss slut is a fuckable urinal.

This piss slut just wants to be pissed on all the time. Give me all the piss you've got! I want everyone's piss all over me. I want to be covered in piss!

by PetSlut October 14, 2015

Piss Glue

An expression used when upset.

"Aww! I'm so mad I could piss glue."

by Dip (Derek M) March 30, 2009

Planet Piss

Planet Piss is the side project of DethKlok's bass player, Wiliam Muderface (from the cartoon netwrok Adult Swim TV show "Metalocalypse".)

In other news, William Murderface is taking time off to begin work on his side project Planet Piss.

by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008