If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
by Kidnamedfinger13 January 13, 2025
He is a hooman that is good at sleeping and will gladly sleep. He sleeps during sleep hours, and plays video games any other time of day.
by Kekfkfkd May 31, 2022
Guy 1: Hey, you actually added Charlie Penn on snapchat? You know he's such a pussy, right?
Guy 2: Hell, no. The guy's a fucking gigachad.
Guy 2: Hell, no. The guy's a fucking gigachad.
by JUANDALEPRINGLE68421 May 27, 2022
A chant that University of Michigan fans use to mock Penn State fans while playing against Penn State at football.
by Old main June 22, 2025
A Greg is always a very selfish person when it comes to anything. If they ever go into a social area, they will no matter what, want to feel superior to everyone else in the social setting.
by TaterManFry YT January 04, 2017
That’s Yung Penn right there
by YungPenn August 02, 2020