Penis

Favorite kind of wand of Harry Potter.

Hermoine: Harry, can I touch your penis?

Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.

by Sakka Makaka April 25, 2009

Penis

Mine is pretty average sized, if not a little shorter

But unfortunately my friend’s penis is only about 1 inch long, or at least when he has a boner

by V1nn7 February 7, 2021

penis

a word that's fun to yell out at random moments.

Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me An Answer to yesterday's homework?

Student: PENIS!

by thegreatcornholio October 3, 2007

Penis

the reproductive male organ with which you fuck

guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick

guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?

guy: YEAH!

by Jose Conseco April 18, 2006

Penis

something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.

1) John had just won the big penis competition for 13 year olds, with a size of 19.5 cm

by David is over here December 20, 2008

Penis

An often bad smelling squid-like appendage suspended between the legs of the male gender.

My small penis makes me insecure.

by wasaliou December 4, 2012

penis

that thing that keeps popping up in your pants

1whats that thing in my pants

2your penis

by caelin moore December 4, 2011