penic

A penis flavored colada.

Suck my penic from a straw.

by brennamaddisage April 28, 2008

Pencil Case

A sexual act in which many penises are inserted into the vagina.

I got a pencil case last night and now my zip is sore.

by yoyostring March 6, 2011

sharpen your pencil

offer someone a better price

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012

penicillin money

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.

Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.

by gnostic1 August 6, 2011

pencil

Something you start chewing on when you got no food at home.

"Mmmmmmm.... this is good shit!"

by Enfero December 9, 2004

Penciled in

Someone who has been scheduled for a fuck.

"You busy tonight?"

"Yeah sorry. I've penciled in Kristin for an hour before work."

"Cool. That chick is a total freak."

"Yup, yup."

by pH Balance January 25, 2008

Penginas

A cross between a penis and a vagina. Sadly, the sighting of a penginas has never been recorded in medical history, but if one was spotted, this is what it would be called.

"That's no ordinary large clitoris, that's a penginas."

by Boycy September 29, 2004