oober

the gay way to spell UBER.

dude 1: Bree is hell bent on saying Uber is spelled OOBER.
dude2: i kno. shell eventually learn

by enrique123 May 27, 2008

oberon

1. (astronomy) The second-largest satellite of Uranus, discovered in 1787 by William Herschel.

2. (mythology) In European literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream and Wieland's Oberon.

3. (urban vernacular) An pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. Noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. May brag repetitively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.
Remains the king of the fairies, AND the second-largest satellite of your anus.

Typical Oberon sayings:

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
-cause all the sausages taste like shit"
(scoff laugh from within beard)

"A woman once asked me to play Paganini and i replied; maybe after about 8 hours of warming up (scoff laugh) but I'll give it a go.."

"But the violin has a bigger range than the guitar!"

"But the beard is part of my face"

by jt thunderdome October 17, 2007

happiness sucker outer

Bank of New York Mellon

The Bank of New York Mellon is such a happiness sucker outer. I hate working there.

by PghGirl May 6, 2010

oberweis

A German ice cream and dairy store that serve a variety of dairy products ranging from milk and ice cream to cheese cake. Good food and service but many of the oberweis stores in the suburbs are infamous for hiring lesbians.

Once time I went to Oberweis, and I saw two girls in their underwear kissing eachother, but the ice cream was very good.

by Inuyasha gold fish October 19, 2005

Inner Outer Mist Syndrome (IOMS)

A disease that causes plants to grow on one's fingers and toes. Early symptoms include the sudden desire to become a polish woodsman, and sudden loss of speech, the words '"yes" and gravy" being the exception.
A disease that is associated with the religion Butricktunglism.

My former roomate contracted Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

Outercourse

The closest intimacy that a man or woman can have without penstration being involved.

Yeah they were sexually intimate , but it was just outercourse and not " the real thing " intercourse.

by howest2008 August 10, 2016

outer beauty

It's what really counts.

Outer beauty is what counts. If you're ugly, who's gonna stick around you long enough to see your inner beauty?

by Angelacia July 28, 2007