Needlenose

A person whose methodical, over-disciplined ways continually irritate neighbors and co-workers by this person insistance of the same attention to detail and order from others. A person who is so consumed by the repetitiveness of his work that he he takes things too seriously and sucks the life out of the laughter and fun around him. A person so detailed, he misses the big picture.

Mr. Doe, a Needlenose, wrote a bullet-pointed list about a bullet pointed list and proceeded to instruct someone to put out a fire by first telling the person to identify the temperature in the room compared to the adjoining room, divided by the height of the flame minus the number of flames...and once identified, with your left hand, grab a bucket, and toss 1,233 scoops of water with a coffee scoop. Proceed to pour onto open flame.

by SevenDeez July 22, 2010

Special Needs Donkey

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."

by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010

putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!

"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

by felching belcher October 16, 2009

the needle

Lethal Injection

They can give you 25 to life, or they can give you the needle.

by [e-mail] February 22, 2017

Citation Needed

A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most "reliable" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.

Drew: I heard the old Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is gay, citation needed.

Cody: Yeah, I heard that elephant populations have tripled in three years, citation needed.

by SIRdroosef May 22, 2009

needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.

Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.

by mike April 10, 2004

I need you

When you can't live without someone and you wish they would feel the same way you do .

Her: I need you.
Him: I don't need you.

by Jessica is greeeeeat ! (: October 13, 2009