nontext

When someone actively ignores the context and surrounding information around a topic to either push their personal agenda or expose their stupidity.

Person 1: Dude Trump is so racist.

Person 2: How?

Person 1: Because he just is, if you can't see it that means you are racist as well.

Person 2: Ah, that's some nontext right there.

by VerboseQuestion September 19, 2019

[e-mail]

The Gods of the mortal realm we call Urban Dictionary where the fate of words are decide upon the altar. Only fools dare to reply back.

Tomato: Bruh my definition didn't get accepted in Urban Dictionary so I emailed [e-mail]
Chonk: Fool, you have messaged to ultimate one, the one who decides your fate, the one who rule the ultimate realm, the one who allow comedy to this world.
Tomato: Wat

by BeanzMan January 16, 2020

Hwii Noree

From Frank Herbert's "God Emperor of Dune" - a girl perfectly designed to capture the heart of another character.

In general, it means a member of your prefered gender so perfect for you that you can't help falling for them

"Have I ever told you that you are my Hwii?"

by zeal December 23, 2004

nig nore

to be ignored by someone who, in the process of ignoring you, is acting in a manor befitting that of a black person. ie- ignoring you out of pure laziness.

Mike's phone: " ring ring, ring ring "

Me: " wtf.."

Mike's phone: " ring ring, ring...click."

Me: "god damnit, mike just nig nored me."

by The rev G April 21, 2011

Norbert

A sexy Handsome Man with a 2 inch dick

"The 2 inch punisher"

When I see Norbert, his presence makes me squirt!

by Bruh:) April 13, 2017

Norbert

A rather cute yellow beaver from the television show The Angry Beavers on Nickolodeon. He has a brother called Daggert.

Oh man that Norbert is my favourite beaver! He is so cool!

by ryza77 May 29, 2007

norberg

one who smoke his life away; to distract ones career as a nurse with marijuana.

"I don't want to do my nursing homework." Johnny says
"Let's norberg instead." Replies Gary

by Gary Bogosian December 18, 2007