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45 miles per hour-er

Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.
"Hey dude, is this guys speedo broken?"

"Nah, he is a 45 miles per hour-er"

"O ryt. What a noob"
by FatSharkSlim June 27, 2009
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Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.
by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011
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Lester The Molester

Lester is spying on us through the cameras!”

“Lester the Molester back at it again
by SISHAps May 16, 2018
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Molestation

A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence
Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation.
Mole #2: Mk
Mole #3: penis
by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021
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Miles Edgeworth

The greatest fictional prosecutor since Jack McCoy. Dresses like a pimp and and wins every case not involving Phoenix Wright. The entire police department has a crush on him, especially the men.
Miles Edgeworth: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire among the female masses...?
by blind_assassin January 1, 2008
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Miles Edgeworth

A video game character that presents surprise evidence at worst times in the Ace Attorney game series. Also, his dad was murdered.
Phoenix Wright: It would have been impossible for her to write it. The autopsy says that she died immediately from a hit.
Miles Edgeworth: I have an updated autopsy report that says she died almost immediately.

Player: You gotta be kidding me. That isn't even fair.
by ErlandYt April 5, 2021
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Miles Kane

Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!
Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?

Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'
by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019
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