myspace

A way of accepting responsibility for forgetting something,

You mean you didn't bring the tap and we've got nothing but kegs?!

Ahh, dude, myspace.

by saulgoode42 February 12, 2009

myspace

wow, you guys have some shallow ass myspace friends.

every prior definition on this page

by with a hat April 13, 2005

myspaceing

somoene who is playing around on myspace.

me; Hey Kailey whats up?
Kailey; not much. just watching friends and myspaceing lol.
me; yea me too.

by lucci721 December 13, 2007

Myspace

An ancient, long-lost website that once ruled the web thousands of years ago.

To find our current dictator, see facebook

Fact:
If you search 'Myspace' on google, all the results will be links to Facebook.

by Name removed by the NSA December 13, 2013

myspace

The domain of bandwagon losers, retards, wannabes of all sorts (i.e. wiggers and camera whores), skanks, skig-skags and scalawags, akin to Battle.net, but not nearly as fun.

myspacezombie:braaaains.....
person: yes, something you laaack...
myspacezombie:...plz talk about my paaage...
person:...go fuck off...

by aka_Pyro April 01, 2007

Myspace

A vehicle for self-promotion used by the most pathetic and mindless people in order to instill some sort of false meaning into their otherwise worthless lives. The most egocentric people in the world can be found on Myspace and pride themselves on posting pictures of their dumbass friends getting drunk with them. Unfortunately, they don't realize that anybody with a computer can access their profile and blackmail them using these wayward images. My personal favorite Myspace trend is when people put pictures of the gay bands that they like such as MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE or GREEN DAY or other despicable emo shit that doesn't deserve to see the light of day, as if they personally know the members of the band. Myspace is worthless and should be made into something useful, like a landfill.

Did you know that Dane Cook has a Myspace?
Yeah, that makes it totally gay.

by plumpkin December 07, 2005

myspace

A very addicting website that probably never works. It's very slow and always has problems. Myspace's population consists of mostly teens who photoshop all their pictures and obnoxiously place an X over their cleavage for attention. They also add everybody they've made eye contact with, basicly their whole life. People also post a ton of bulletins, with those retarted viruses that they're too lazy to change their password to get rid of and chain letters. i.e.-A CLOWN MURDERED LIKE 2 CHILDRENZ. REPOST OR DIE. KTHX. O AND COMMENT MI PICSHURZ PLZ.k.

omg LOL on myspace my pikshure had cleavage...X !!! HEHEHEHH

12 year old: hehehehe i lied!! on my myspacizzle i put that i was 15!! isntead of TWELEVE!! hehehe

EVERIBODIE BETTUR CMNT MI PIKSHURS ON MYSPACE OR U WILL ALL BE SHUNNED LIKE LOL!!!!

by lolololololololololololol April 26, 2007