mistry

mistry are PaTeL wannabes

amit says: imma patel wannabe

by desi.gangSTAR May 10, 2004

mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.

I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

Mistrella

The baddest bitch you will ever me. She does it all by herself and she doesn't anyone else. She is so beautiful that all the boys want her and all the girls hate on her. She also has a good body.

Mike: you see that fine girl over there?
Rico: yea she's such a mistrella!

by mistreezzle February 29, 2016

scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.

Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!

by idgafosoae December 11, 2016

vikesh mistry

Creator of sex. Simply built differently. Cannot be compared to anyone else because he is simply just better.

I wish i was as cool as a Vikesh Mistry.

by wakajawaka mohamedally August 18, 2021

Mostralian

One who originates from Mostralia, usually dirty, fowl people who have no regard for personal hygiene and are covered in the Arekshemash!
Mostralians live underground by borrowing tunnels with with their teeth. Their teeth closely resemble that of a warthog. Mostralians suffer from severe halitosis and extreme flatulence which results in the scattering effect. The scattering effect results in humans and animals running for their lives to escape the horrid smell.
Mostralians employ sneaky tactics to claim what does not belong to them, these include: "the rubbing technique", "the smelly package technique" and ever famous "unclaimed shoes technique".

Look at that dirty mostralian, he's a smelly one. Definitely suffering from a slight case of Arekshemash!

by The Mostralian June 16, 2008

cisgender house mistress

Proud house wife.

My husband loves coming home to his cisgender house mistress.

by belaughin June 26, 2017