mormon

someone who's cpw ratio (children per wife)is too big

This stupid mormon that I know is a moocher and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

by intrnashonalsuperstud 0 August 6, 2008

mormon

a homosexual man who is gay and likes at least six cocks in his ass at one time and also believe in a fucking bullshit homo religion

Mormon priest dude:"wow, i'd eat out his ass anyday" A follower of the mormon religion: "HELLZ YEAH MOTHA FUCKA, I A'INT CARIN' IF HE BE LIVING IN A TRAILER"

by someone special (deraj) October 3, 2008

mormon

A group of people part of a religion whose populace mostly lives in Utah and have a deep love of Napoleon Dynamite, BYU, Elder Uchtdorf and Holland, and all things Geeky.

She's a mormon, so talk about Star Wars, BYU, or the German man in the white shirt.

by Ray Maximoff November 9, 2017

mormon

a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.

they dont drink alcohol becuse it is a sin, but jesus drank wine. what do you say about that?

by afr1 March 27, 2005

mormon

mormons (latter days saints) are very respectable people. they dont have rules, but guidelines that they personally choose to follow to live a richer, more fullfilled life. they do NOT practice polygamy. they are not a cult. they are just a christian religion that believes it has the truth.

The mormons are very happy and content, and should be treated equally like all other religions.

by tallchicka July 16, 2005

mormons

A group of people who, when they view and add comments to such devil-ridden heathen websites such as urbandictionary.com, will undoubtedly burn in the hell of their own making.

"You people making comments against the one true church of mormons on urbandictionary.com will undoubtedly end up in hell... what's that I smell? Oh shit I'm burning!"

by IanDaws January 11, 2008

mormon

mormons are not f'ing christians by any f'ing means

that f'ing mormon thinks he is a christian how stupid

by cralisl August 9, 2006