Mocks

The mocks are a practice test that all Irish students in third and sixth year take for preparation for there junior/ leaving cert. it’s all a fucking waste of everyone’s time and puts too much stress on everyone.

Teacher: Now don’t worry, it’s only the mocks!

Unfortunately, all teachers say this but in reality, they will beat you if you don’t do well 🤙
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by Robzfee29 January 31, 2019

muff mock

A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.

Jill: He gets me all riled up and then says he has to go study. What a muff mock.

by brontoboner June 27, 2005

Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

conster mock

A big dick. It also is monster cock with the first letters in each word switched

Look at IGAUWA'S CONSTER MOCK!

by Dominator83 July 4, 2016

Mockett

Performing shadow puppets with a penis. Derived from the words Cock and Muppets. Used as a Verb or Noun

That guy is being a real Mockett.

Have you seen Sean's Mockettry, he's quite agile.

by Feicstur April 8, 2011

mocktail

a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.

'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'

by TheQueen111 May 23, 2016

mockumentary

Anything made by Michael Moore; whether or not he meant it to be that way.

Dude: Damn, MM, that was hilarious!

MM: It wasn't a comedy.

Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.

MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!

Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.

by dammit janet September 5, 2003