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LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!

NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.
by gotmurc June 28, 2016
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Meals on Wheels

The role reversal of Road Dome. In other words, it is the act of a male passenger performing cunnilingus on a female driver.
Johnny's car was broken down, so I had to drive...it's okay though, he gave me the best meals on wheels ever!
by William Houghton Ziletti April 12, 2009
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megalogue

n. A simultaneous conversation between large numbers of people. Since the word “dialogue” implies two people, it ceases to work for large-scale communication such as internet blogs, chat sessions, or nationwide water-cooler conversations.
v. To hold a large-scale conversation.
We need to have a nationwide megalogue about how to get Bush out of office. I would like to megalogue with the Democratic party about Oprah's chances of getting elected.
by Warren Apel November 20, 2003
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Megalepsy

Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.

The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.

Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.

The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.
"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."

"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"
by lindsaylohanslostbrother July 6, 2009
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Mealing on Hoes

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."
Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.
by KW19 September 7, 2009
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Meal Steal

Verb.

To order a specific entree, when out with a group of friends, that a friend had already expressed interest in.
Tyler got the Chicken Crispers? I always get those...hey Tyler, what's with the meal steal?!
by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011
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Mealgasm

To get an an extreme high off of delicious food to point of having an orgasmic emotional reaction.
I ate your fruitcake, and gave me mealgasm!
by Greesygun April 12, 2011
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