LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!
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Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!
NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.
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Johnny's car was broken down, so I had to drive...it's okay though, he gave me the best meals on wheels ever!
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n. A simultaneous conversation between large numbers of people. Since the word “dialogue” implies two people, it ceases to work for large-scale communication such as internet blogs, chat sessions, or nationwide water-cooler conversations.
v. To hold a large-scale conversation.
v. To hold a large-scale conversation.
We need to have a nationwide megalogue about how to get Bush out of office. I would like to megalogue with the Democratic party about Oprah's chances of getting elected.
by Warren Apel November 20, 2003
Get the megalogue mug.Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.
The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.
Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.
The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.
The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.
Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.
The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.
"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."
"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"
"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"
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by KW19 September 7, 2009
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To order a specific entree, when out with a group of friends, that a friend had already expressed interest in.
To order a specific entree, when out with a group of friends, that a friend had already expressed interest in.
by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011
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