Mario Merisor

This man or woman is simp and fat and retarded he dont respect himself he only simps for Lentila and for Pati

femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati

:Hey mario merisor how are u?
:stfu i love pati

by E SEBBBA June 8, 2022

Meepsheep

Man who is notoriously straight

zomg he's a Meepsheep ^_^~~~

by PatroclusRex September 28, 2012

merks

Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"

oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...

by Dildo Phil November 26, 2007

Merp

A response to something that is disagreed with.

Jesse: You should go to bed. Your way too drunk!
Jason: Merp, Merp!

by Gin&Tonic October 25, 2009

merph

to totally destroy in a hella savage manner

1: "'bout to merph this burger"
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."

by Sydney/Emiko November 2, 2008

Merp

1. Verb: What hobo's say when they find a freakin' penny in donated money.

2. Verb: What pre-teens say when they have a spazz moment.

1. Oh great I got a freakin' penny!!! MERP!!
2. Oh my god MERP! ma ma ma MERP!

by crazycats May 22, 2011

Merp

A tackle of love, a very pleasant hug or intercourse

Guy 1: uhh, why is that girl running straight at me?!
Guy 2: She's got her arms open and a big smile on her face... You're about to get merped, bro!

Girl 1: Hey best friend!
Girl 2: Hey!
Girl 1: Merp!
*long hug*

Girl: So I was with my boyfriend, making out and stuff, and one thing led to another and we eventually... you know... merped

by Detchro July 13, 2010