merk

fuck someone really hard

i’m finna merk that girl

by motherjesus April 23, 2022

merk

to call someone a fuck or to mean fuck

dude your a merk

by thextremebananna December 29, 2015

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

Merked

A person or thing that is ugly

Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked

by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022

MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018

Merk up

it's when a price gets marked up so high someone gets merked over it

that is a high merk up price

by Dom father April 19, 2025

merk

the word "merkless" is using when you want to describe a bad player in the game, his/her actions. It has almost the same meaning as "awkward/terrible"

It was such a merk move, you definitely shouldn't have done that

by krem228 June 27, 2019