mangery

The surgery, often minor, that a man performs on himself in order to avoid a hospital visit, and the fees that accompany a hospital visit. May include a wife or girlfriend standing by with peroxide, a bottle of rum, various painkillers or illicit substances, dirty surgical instruments, super glue (in lieu of stitches), or any combination of those. A man has successfully performed mangery on himself when he has gone one week without getting a major infection.

-Man i fell off my bike last week!
-Dude, you OK??
-Yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin' a little mangery couldn't handle
-Was the mangery successful?
-Yup, no infection yet.

by Roadrash March 15, 2011

Magger

The overload of skin, or fat, that is distantly located below the foreskin.

Dude, that guys got a lotta magger

by juppy June 29, 2020

fat manager

A fat girl who girls hang with to make them look hotter. You have to get through the Fat Manager to get to the girl. An effective Wingman is the counter. Situation: When they are the only group in the bar at 2 AM, last call, and she’s got 10 fat managers with her. It's the diamond in the rough approach.

Me: Gloria is looks so damn fine.
Friend: That's cause she's orbiting around that Fat Manager of a sister.
Me: You know what to do.
Friend: Damnit. Fine. But you owe me a 12 pack.

by glorioous February 2, 2017

time manager

Person with time management skills

Yaşar is an exceptional time manager, he does everything on time and in a planned way.

by theArslantas March 11, 2021

Nahoyas_manager

This mf is the best manager Smileystiktok_yuh said in a deep crusty voice

Drakens last strain of hair was collected by Nahoyas_manager

by Smileystiktok_yuh December 29, 2021

Poor Mans Magners

The adding of ice to Strongbow/Woodpecker cider

"What you drinking ?"

"I'll have a Poor Mans Magners"

by kopman9 July 19, 2009

Schrodinger's Project Manager

A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.

"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"

"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"

Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"

by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020