Mallory

She’s your best friend but sometimes she can be your crush or girlfriend, she’ll make you catch feelings and then fall in love but then she’ll leave you on the side of the road like a dead raccoon and she won’t understand how sad you are cause she’s never been heartbroken

Destiny: I miss Mallory she was everything Rowan-: oh come on she wasn’t even that great

by _kill_my_self August 20, 2019

Mallow Sandwich

When you ejaculate between someone’s pillow and the pillow case.

I did a mallow sandwich in Eric’s pillow at the party last night.

by Nursejake January 3, 2021

Maleopause

opposite of female's version of Menopause, when a male goes through change of life, depression, mid life crisis, reduction of testosterone, erectile dysfunction, reduced sex drive, and decreased frequency of morning erection. difficulty in engaging in vigorous physical activity, inability to walk one kilometer, inability to bend or stoop, low energy, feeling sad, and fatigue.

girl, my man cant get it up in the morning anymore, i think he gots maleopause!

by C.I. Moan August 13, 2010

Maeloni

Pretty, nice, funny, not afraid to speak her mind, crazy in a good way, smart, fun to be around

Maeloni is so nice and funny

by Foggggg May 14, 2018

Maalon

Maalon is fully Maalon. Maalon is a very passionate Frenchie, well all of them are. Maalon dresses as sexy as he can. He listenes to French music on his on time although when with friends he is one of the greatest DJs you know. Maalon is a funny kid he will make you laugh no matter the mood. Just hope he doesn’t send you pictures of his wardrobe flexing his OFF WHITE and Supreme and making you wanna get a plane ticket to San Francisco and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Guy 1: Yo what’s this music. I expected something better for a party.
Guy 2: Yah. Just wait for Maalon to get here.

by HolyMaster77777 February 19, 2019

MALCORE

A malcore is a creature believed to come from the underworld that would feed off people’s souls.

I don’t feel so good....
Sounds like a malcore is harvesting you

by Guy who reads lots of books January 27, 2019

Malcoseptum

A person that is so incredibly dense that they are likely to not understand jokes that they told in the first place. Most likely to also be a jonglezoid.

Jay: "Sends a funny video"
Someone: Sends a funny message containing a reference to the video
Jay: "Is this guy drunk? What is he talking about?"
Everyone: "He's a malcoseptum don't worry"

by jayhater3001 August 17, 2022