getting my dick wet

Inserting a penis into a wet vagina

I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.

by Blowkush November 24, 2013

get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick

by Profficial January 08, 2010

Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

by holveck May 02, 2018

suck my dick bitch

Recognizing a bitch or hoe and telling her to suck your dick

Hey Samantha Suck my dick bitch!

by OOH SPOOKY December 16, 2018

Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

by pookypooky January 16, 2009

Hop Off My Dick

Used by Cadet Lane and others, this is a phrase used to tell a College Cadet to “Fuck off” or “get off my case”

“Put your cover on” -College Cadet
“Hop off my dick.” -Academy Cadet/ Lane

by Hop off my dick! October 15, 2018

"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson February 03, 2006