Trouser meat

Trouser meat is a giant piece of prized dicky.

Look at Leonard's trouser meat.

by TheWaitresss December 23, 2016

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Jai Meat Pie

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.

Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.

by dsafoinasdfn January 20, 2021

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Meat Saw

A dirty prostitute with extremely sharp teeth and a snaggletooth mouth that loves to give head.

Carl: Hey braaaaahh. What happened to you last night on the way home?
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.

Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.

Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.

Carl: Sweeet!

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

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Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.

Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!

by PrisonCityDub May 3, 2008

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Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

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