Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

Maskturbator

Someone who is driven to enforce masks and mask politics.

She was maskturbating all over the place again.

I saw her on Facebook again complaining about masks. What a maskturbator.

by kariusvega December 14, 2020

National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

Miramichi masturbator

(also called m&m's)

Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.

Ohhh snap, she's masturbating in class again. She's such a Miramichi masturbator.

Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m

by shanayjohnson44 November 10, 2010

Realist masturbator

A person who masturbates only to women/men that are in their league.

Yo dude Mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.

Yeah cause Mike's a realist masturbator.

by Elmo24 October 20, 2012

Maskurbator

A person obsessed with wearing masks, even while masturbating!

That fucking Ted is such a maskurbator! His wife said he even jerks off with it on!

by Piper2Funny May 15, 2021