mantaloupe

noun, a cantaloupe with a penis.

yo nigga, i be at the 711, nigga, and got me some mantaloupes, nigga, shit be wilin' nigga...oh yeah, nigga, ima fag, i like to suck those mantaloupes.

by eelnahlecm October 30, 2007

Malta

A small island off the coast of Europe. It is a peaceful place with beatiful beaches and views. the people of malta are religious but still maintain there social lives adequetly. as a result the teens have crazy nightclubs dominated by outrageously good techno beats. The most beatiful place in the world.

Anyone who dont like malta can suk a dik

by DameZ... July 20, 2008

mantasia

The online nickname for American Idol 3 winner Fantasia Barrino, mainly because she is a piece of ghetto trash, looks like a man and sucks at singing.

See also: 'Mantasia Burrito'

Damn, I heard Mantasia is singing on the AI results show tonight. Just a warning in advance.

by Neleh's Goodies May 15, 2008

Maeta

A Beautiful Girl with Gorgeous eyes. She is very smart, funny, has an amazing body, especially her booty. She has an awesome personality, and will brighten up your day. Along with that she has a lot of swagg. You would never regret meeting her.

I wish I was as cool as maeta
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Maeta is so amazing

by JaCobe Alexander November 28, 2012

Mactard

Someone who thinks Apple computers are a godsend having zero knowledge that they're not as bulletproof as Apple claims. These people blindly pay the hefty price premium for an Apple computer just to surf the web, listen to music & check email. And they think they're better than everyone else because their computer is shiny & polished which is apparently more important than performance or battery life. To them, it's form over function.

Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?

PC User - Nice new Macbook you got there. Have you updated to the latest service pack?

Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!

PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?

Mac User - No, what?

PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.

Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!

PC User - What a Mactard....

by Bishop114 November 19, 2009

Mantas

A russian hot slav. Very strong and always supplies people. Very cold on the outside

Мантас лидер славян.
Mantas the leader of the slavs

by Mantastheslav October 1, 2019

mastadon

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.

(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!

by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011