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Kid Life Crisis

When a teenager or child is having a terrible time in life--much like a mid life crisis.
-Dude, what's wrong with Jeff?
-He's going through a kid life crisis because he just got dumped by Cindy.
-Ouch!
by Ryudhalsim January 26, 2010
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Snipe life

Living the high life, being rich, being a baller a la Wesley Snipes circa mid 1990s. This includes dressing in the proper 90s apparel and maintaing an unnecessarily high level of confidence and swagger pertaining to even the most basic things.
Doyle: Don't you have your performance review at work today?
Al: Fuck that job, I'm living the snipe life now!
by nuuuthin April 5, 2014
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this life no balance at all

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.
Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.
by SweetMings July 6, 2020
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In another life

Say this to your weeb friend while watching cloud atlas and they would for sure love you. 💗
B: Ask me why I like Cloud Atlas so much.

A: Well alright.. Koutarou, why do you like Cloud atlas so much?

B: S... So you.. know in the m-movie when.... th.. characters die in one life...?

B: W-well.. I... Like it when..... Th-they find each other again.... In another life.

B: It m-makes me.... feel like I'll h-have another life... one beyond this one... one that's better.. wh.. where I can actually wake up to you... and be with.. y.... you....

B: One where we... Can.. Live n.... normal lives instead of... living........ this one.

A: You know... I would like that. Very much.

B: Me too...
by Yorin November 12, 2020
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Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate
Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?
by TheRealTashee April 14, 2016
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life

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005
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quarter life crisis

Usually occurs sometime in your twenties, a few years out of school and still feel as though you're waiting for you're life to begin.

For most people it will be arround twenty five years of age (give or take a year or two) as this tends to be when you're way of thinking is starting to change beyond that of a high school or college student. Most people realise they've reached this age if they talk to teens online and realise their way of thinking/talking/interacting etc is considerably diffrent and/or they're starting to refer to teens as 'kids'.

It's an age where a lot people start developing a more realistic outlook in life and start feeling that if they haven't accomplished certain things in life they thought they would by then that they may never (Even though this isn't true and they still have a long time to attain their goals and dreams).

This tends to be the age where regets about decitions made in High School, College etc start becomming more appart. The classes one didn't take, or could have tried harder in, the teams one didn't try out for, and wished they had and so forth can sometimes cause a lot of regret and even resentment of those that are doing things one wishes they'd done.

Some people will respond to a quarter life crisis by rushing into various landmark type goals in life (ie, getting married, moving out from your parents house, getting your first house, getting your first real job, having kids).

This could be because their friends have accomplished one or more of these things and they're worried their falling behind them.

It may also be because they're afraid that if they don't accomplish these things by the time their 28 or so, they may never.

Others respond to it by growing depressed and blamming others for their pervieved failures in life.

People tend to move beyond this life crisis when they realise that, a lot of people feel the same way and/or are in the exact same position, so they have plently of company (misery loves company) and/or start to realise that perhaps some of their hopes and dreams were a tad bit unrealistic and that they're just getting a reality check. Once one realises that life hasen't neccessarily let them down and that their hopes and dreams were just that, hopes and dreams, but the reality has simply granted them a more down to Earth/realistic life, they'll accept it and hopefully be happy for what they have and stop lamenting over what they never could realistically have achieved in life.
Person1: What's wrong man?

Person2: Sorry, I'm just kinda depressed. I'm 26 years old yet I feel like I should have been way more then I am by now.

Person1: I hear ya man, welcome to your quarter life crisis.
by Guest March 5, 2005
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