Lancaster

A cute, little town in Lancashire, after which the county was named. People in Lancaster are usually catergorised, especially when going into town after school hours, where you usually see groups of chavs, emos, chemos and Grammar school people.
Full of history, able to kick Yorkshire's ass... Look at the history books, you know it's true...

It is also amazing... You should really go there.

Tourist: Can you recommend some cute, little town for me to go to?

Awesome human: Go to Lancaster. It's freaking cool...

by EmperorOfTheCheesePeople March 11, 2010

layaway

When you get on an underage girl's good side so that once she becomes legal, you can get her in the sack.

Man, I got the Olsen Twins on layaway...life's gonna be so good in a year...

by mawz April 1, 2003

layability

The measurement of how sexual something or someone is. The ability to get laid or how layable someone is.

"If we buy these stunna shades our layability will dramatically increase."

by Tank Thompson February 3, 2008

layabouter

A person that feeds off the government teat with out having earned it (Social Security, Food stamps, welfare) - those with no intention of bettering their role in society and expect government handouts.

Rikki's a real layabouter, he got an Escalade, a trailer, and a bunch of hos and he ain't never worked a day in his life.

by NotMetero July 13, 2011

Lacasse

Medieval French for "the Bar Fighter"

"He fights in bars alot"
"typical Lacasse"

by Raoden February 20, 2010

lapcat

a cat that will seek out a lap and stay on that lap till starvation or shiting and pissing problems then return to the lap. The cat is also very needy for a lap he or, she, or if u have it both will meow and paw at your legs or other parts until u let it sit on your lap it will also become gradually worse like an achoholic wanting a lap more and more

Merlin came on to my lap being a major addicted lapcat and stayed there and slept all for 3 hours then got up to piss eat and then return to my lap cleening himself on my lap

by sirlameus617 February 7, 2008

Pipe Layable

If you describe a person Pipe Layable, then it is stating that you wish "Lay Some Pipe" on them, meaining you yourself have to have some "Pipe" to lay, inside a Pipe Layable's "Pipe Lining". Derived from Victor from Big Brothers quote, "You can call me the Plumber, you know what I'm saying, I like to lay the pipe on the women"
Abbriviated to "PL"

Damn that Girl is a real Pipe Layable
Shit that is a one Pipe Layable Lady

by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004